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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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Bored as hell zzzzz...


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Can you pick me up some jelly at the store?


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It sure doesn't look like the egg in this picture.


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I tried typing in "mypenis" for my computer's password and my computer said, "error: not long enough".


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I think we need to spend some time apart.


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You think you're so witty...


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