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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(209): Everything about him screamed your future.


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(801): Let's go camping!!! You can shoot stuff with your knife while I catch medium sized rodents with my boobs!


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(618): I think I just tore my rotator cuff masturbating...


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(702): He doesn't want to do it because he cums too fast.


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(308): giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.


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(864): Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.


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