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Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. --- YeahImAshley


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My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.


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(775): You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.


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(503): he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him


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(315): I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp


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(845): After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...


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