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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(502): Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?


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(319): How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away


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(212): YOU WILL BLOW ME AFTER I BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN


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(650): We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex


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(863): Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.


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(812): He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.


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