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(330): i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world


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(254): Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.


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(609): everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications


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(480): Dude i think i have to smoke more weed so people don't think my ideas are so weird


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(360): Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'


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Who else cried when Bellatrix killed Sirius?


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