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(804): fucking a dude

(804): i mean: fucking a, dude

(1-804): wow, that comma made all the difference there


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Hanging out with mom and dad...


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I'm not saying she's fat...


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I am forced to apologize to my mother.


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I'm a gangster.


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I am running away because you think I farted...


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