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  <title>We love kids. </title>
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    <![CDATA[We love kids.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 13-05-2012<br>Category: Txt-Pic<br>LOL Funny: 33 | WTF Funny: 15<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If the TV show Cops has taught me anything its to stay away from people </title>
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    <![CDATA[If the TV show Cops has taught me anything its to stay away from people with blurry faces they always seem to attract trouble. --- Burgee66<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 13-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 22 | WTF Funny: 20<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I </title>
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    <![CDATA[Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I jumped out of a plane wout a chute and lived. --- lukeburbank<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 13-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 14 | WTF Funny: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Dude are you throwing stones at my window </title>
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    <![CDATA[Dude are you throwing stones at my window<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 10-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Status<br>LOL Funny: 86 | WTF Funny: 13<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>I actually like the smell of moth balls but its so hard to hold them </title>
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    <![CDATA[I actually like the smell of moth balls but its so hard to hold them still without hurting their little wings. --- TheBosha<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 10-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 17 | WTF Funny: 21<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Please say this is true this is the coolest invention ever </title>
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    <![CDATA[Please say this is true this is the coolest invention ever<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 47 | WTF Funny: 53<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store. --- Ginlicker </title>
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    <![CDATA[Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store. --- Ginlicker<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 55 | WTF Funny: 33<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>If swimming is such great cardio explain manatees. --- jackmackenroth </title>
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    <![CDATA[If swimming is such great cardio explain manatees. --- jackmackenroth<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 28 | WTF Funny: 14<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Who named Trojan Condoms </title>
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    <![CDATA[Who named Trojan Condoms<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 01-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Status<br>LOL Funny: 97 | WTF Funny: 36<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me. --- PyrBliss </title>
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    <![CDATA[Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me. --- PyrBliss<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 01-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 46 | WTF Funny: 46<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>People who say no regrets just have too many regrets to keep track of. --- </title>
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    <![CDATA[People who say no regrets just have too many regrets to keep track of. --- Slashleen<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 01-05-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 25 | WTF Funny: 29<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I`m fine. 2) That was my last piece </title>
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    <![CDATA[TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I`m fine. 2) That was my last piece of gum. 3) I`ll call you back. 4) I`m on my way. 5) I never got that text.
--- Ronde<br><br>By: Ronde<br />on 30-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 29 | WTF Funny: 12<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ronde</author>
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  <title>Diamonds are a girls best friend. </title>
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    <![CDATA[Diamonds are a girls best friend.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 26-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Status<br>LOL Funny: 87 | WTF Funny: 45<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>She didnt even smile. </title>
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    <![CDATA[She didnt even smile.<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 22-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Status<br>LOL Funny: 156 | WTF Funny: 74<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone  is when I </title>
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    <![CDATA[I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone  is when I leave. --- wheatnik<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 22-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 56 | WTF Funny: 42<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I do most of my lying when Im trying to get off the phone. --- </title>
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    <![CDATA[I do most of my lying when Im trying to get off the phone. --- Molly_Kats<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 22-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 102 | WTF Funny: 64<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>This bird is stupid... </title>
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    <![CDATA[This bird is stupid...<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 20-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Status<br>LOL Funny: 216 | WTF Funny: 50<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows but I still </title>
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    <![CDATA[I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time. --- MrHeppner<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 18-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 105 | WTF Funny: 45<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says Id hit that. </title>
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    <![CDATA[That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says Id hit that. --- HeyImGage<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 18-04-2012<br>Category: Funny-Sayings<br>LOL Funny: 127 | WTF Funny: 58<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>How do I delete a voicemail from the phone </title>
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    <![CDATA[How do I delete a voicemail from the phone<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 15-04-2012<br>Category: Txt-Msg<br>LOL Funny: 335 | WTF Funny: 106<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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