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Thanks whoever drew a dick on my car ...


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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this...


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Dear Lucky Charms,
please stop putting cereal in my box of marshmallows.
Thank you
--- Bluquis


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(702): He doesn't want to do it because he cums too fast.


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No FAP November is here!


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Well honey, I have more on my plate than learning Text Message lingo...


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