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There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic. --- MoistPork


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So I woke up this morning thinking I had gone blind. Turns out I passed out still wearing my morph suit from the night before WITH THE MASK STILL ON!!
I love college. --- beaner


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(254): Our new beer pong partner name "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables


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(925): It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.


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One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. --- wingzfly


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Just need some space.


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