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God is perfect.


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So a guy walks into the bar.


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(803): You'd rather be made of poo than receive oral sex from me? ._.


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(863): I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.


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I vaguely remember seeing you last night.


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(863): I'm fucking your sister right now.

(1-863): You motherfucker

(863): She's next.


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