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Hey ma, I have a question.


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Did you tell him to do that?


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(850): Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.


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If women ruled the world there would be no wars.


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(310): totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.


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Student in front of me in class is on Gmail.


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