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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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When I pay for my groceries and the cashier hands me the receipt I like to smile and say "this will all be poop soon". --- Slashleen


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I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words more carefully. --- BawseLady


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Male excuses: 1. I forgot 2. I didn't know 3. I wasn't sure 4. What? --- yoyoha


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"Have a nice day at the plant!" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning --- MauriceBlitz


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Whenever I see them poor starving kids on tv I want to cry ...


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