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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(703): you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'


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(908): We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks


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(918): i didn't know falling asleep in the tacobell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?


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(561): He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.


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(610): I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem


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(618): When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.


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