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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(541): when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on


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(650): His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger


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(973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers


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(815): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

(1-815): How was it?

(815): Fantastic, but that's not the point.


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(475): I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people


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(740): someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.


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