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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(215): it's like her boobs came off with her bra


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How do I delete a voicemail from the phone?


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(615): If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.


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(301): I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.


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Trying to get picked up from school early.


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THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I’m out of beer. --- chopper4jk


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