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Got accused of being a smart ass.

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1% of life remaining? Challenge accep

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I'm not scared of rehab. 90 days in sweatpants, drinking coffee and talking about me all day sounds fantastic.

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Toilet paper is a perfect example of how "you don't know what you got 'til it's gone."

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I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking google stupid questions.

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If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they're already pissed off.

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You know you drank too much when you went to bed with Marilyn Monroe but woke up with Marilyn Manson.

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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.

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