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Category: Funny-Status

Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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The female version of the Jedi mind trick?


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That awkward moment when you go to get a pedicure...


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How to tell if a girl is right for you?


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What kind of cake should I make for dad's birthday?


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I have the greatest dad.


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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/
2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/
3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
--- Dr0b0y420


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What a good mom!


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I forgot my glasses and I can't read anything.


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