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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(765): You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time


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(443): dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...


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(573): We thought you were crowd surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out.


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(508): I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.


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(458): Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.


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(351): my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?


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(989): We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.


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(518): I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!


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