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Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

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I don't have bad handwriting, I HAVE MY OWN FONT! --- Anonymous

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. --- Anonymous

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My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in. --- Aspersioncast

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Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving. --- Mike z

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Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. --- Anonymous

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Every now and then when I'm in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you're listening". If I'm wrong, nobody knows. If I'm right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy. --- Anonymous

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What percentage of DNA does a human share with a banana?

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