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Category: Funny-Sayings

Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.


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Still waiting on the "babies" episode of How It's Made.


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If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?


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Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.


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To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks... I'm in public.


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More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.


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I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.


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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.


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