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Category: Funny-Status

Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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A dream within a dream?


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I started eating bacon with a fork. I still pick it up with my fingers & eat it....the fork is to STAB ANYONE THAT TRIES TO TOUCH MY BACON! --- SuperDave


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I think my parents found it in her room.


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Have you notice that a woman's...


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Day one, a new beginning.


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Just killed a spider for the first time without having to rearrange my house. --- Thug Life


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Women say a man with a good sense of humor is what's important.


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If I could turn invisible...


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