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Category: Funny-Status

Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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My friend forgot his laptop on the floor in my room.


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My wallet is like an onion when I open it, I cry! --- funnusht


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If i died I wanna be buried face down, so if someone doesn't like me he or she can kiss my ass. --- Chito


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We're all so mature until a friend comes along with bubble wrap. --- Chito


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I live every day in fear of accidentally becoming an internet meme. --- Chito


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If we are what we eat, then...


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The female version of the Jedi mind trick?


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That awkward moment when you go to get a pedicure...


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