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Category: Funny-Status

Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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A small leak can sink a great ship.


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I am an adorable little boy with love in his eyes.


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Girls are magic.


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Whenever I see them poor starving kids on tv I want to cry ...


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I read an article on the effects of alcohol.


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WTF I GOT ROBBED ...


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(303): He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!


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Why is a school zone 20 mph?


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