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My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in. --- Aspersioncast

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There is an "i" in team.

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Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance they look interesting but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. --- Anonymous

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Every now and then when I'm in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you're listening". If I'm wrong, nobody knows. If I'm right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy. --- Anonymous

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What percentage of DNA does a human share with a banana?

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I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you. --- bailey_kay12

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I love it when you walk thorough a spider web, you all of a sudden learn Kung Fu. --- Anonymous

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I thought I was smarter than that...

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