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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks... I'm in public.


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What does being in love feel like?


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More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.


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I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.


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Gets dumped by girlfriend...


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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.


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There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.


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Welcome to the Karma Cafe


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