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Do you need to fix ugly?


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Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.


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My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.


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How to make money on Facebook?


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Still waiting on the "babies" episode of How It's Made.


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If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?


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Roses are red...


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Research shows that, when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!", he in fact did.


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