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Yoga pants are just push up bras for your butt.


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This is how I tricked my drunk friend who woke me up because it was important to tell me he was drunk.


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Just found out that South Africa is a country...


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I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?


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Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.


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My 2 year old said YOLO.


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I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do.


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I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.


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