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Just need some space.


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While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.


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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?


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The only thing I blow are kisses.


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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.


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What if the stickers are the only thing made in China?


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Who is playing Jumanji?


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Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year's resolutions.


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