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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(434): the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.


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(360): I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.


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(734): I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it


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(310): You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.


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(239): he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd


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(410): I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.


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(209): Everything about him screamed your future.


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(478): girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice


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