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(440): You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.

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(607): did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??

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(303): I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me

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(203): I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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(516): is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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(620): We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.

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(215): Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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(772): OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here.

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