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(330): last night i went home at two with a ten and woke up at ten with a two .. :(

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(732): the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(412): we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.

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(214): Which is worse: Walking in on my Mom and Dad doing the Grown Up? Or them not stopping once they saw me?

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(216): "I really got my ass hammered in the cornhole"

(1-216): sorry I accidentally hit send before I put "tournament last night"

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(313): I woke up with my straightener in my kitchen and a hotdog on the straightener, it had to of been a good night.

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(502): Hey babe when you coming home i bought the KY

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(352): And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".

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