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(516): I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.

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(260): So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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(360): My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT

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(906): woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.

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(862): i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house

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(434): i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building

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(574): I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.

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(216): you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.

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