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(530): I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.

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(281): you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room

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(410): I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.

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(804): He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.

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(678): I just woke up to an apartment full of beer cans, pizza boxes, and jager bottles. What the fuck happened last night?

(303): We lived my friend. We lived.

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(615): If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.

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(206): you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"

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(504): this morning i woke up to brush my teeth and realized my toothbrush tastes like vodka... i think i have a problem.

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