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(775): His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.

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(862): Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.

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(970): never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.

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(906): can I come stay the night

(269): yeah, but no sex tonight

(906): I'll stay home

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(413): i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.

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(254): that teddy is staring me down. I'll give it to my neighbough tomorrow. Let it kill them instead.

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(+35): i just woke up to a chicken eating my foot in a bath of cream and jelly. wtf? and a naked man with a banjo on the toilet

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(808): I'm only fucking him so I can stay there rent free

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