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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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(615): i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply "you need to play the field more anyway"


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(516): Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle


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(216): There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.


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(667): I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now


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(330): i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world


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(775): His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.


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(862): Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.


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(970): never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.


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