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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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You know you drank too much when you went to bed with Marilyn Monroe but woke up with Marilyn Manson.


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Wanna play a game?


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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.


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We are hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.


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The Ultimate Office Prank book.


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My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.


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I've got Mila Kunis' autograph! It's on a restraining order, but still....


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Chuck Norris Doesn't Share


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