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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store. --- Ginlicker


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If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees. --- jackmackenroth


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Who named Trojan Condoms?


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Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me. --- PyrBliss


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People who say "no regrets" just have too many regrets to keep track of. --- Slashleen


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Diamonds are a girl's best friend.


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I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone is when I leave. --- wheatnik


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Drunk girls shouldn't even be allowed to have phones. --- CuddlyNinja


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