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If couples who are in love are called "love birds" then couples who are mad at each other should be called "angry birds." --- Anonymous

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While I was at the gym today...

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My wife said, compared to a lot of girls out here, that I'm lucky to have her. I said "Yeah? Maybe, but I'll do my own research thank you". --- shanethevein

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"Seriously, is that what I look like?" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot.' --- DJRotaryRachel

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Just saw the most amazing thing...

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I don't understand how people get eaten by sharks.....how do you not hear the music? --- Anonymous

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If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first. --- BarebakAssassin

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Tired of Being Harassed by Your Stupid Parents?

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