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We love kids.

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If the TV show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble. --- Burgee66

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Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I jumped out of a plane w/out a chute and lived. --- lukeburbank

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Dude, are you throwing stones at my window?

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I actually like the smell of moth balls, but it's so hard to hold them still without hurting their little wings. --- TheBosha

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TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I`m fine. 2) That was my last piece of gum. 3) I`ll call you back. 4) I`m on my way. 5) I never got that text.
--- Ronde

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Please say this is true, this is the coolest invention ever!

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Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store. --- Ginlicker

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