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Welcome to Texts Made Public. We created TMP for the purpose of sharing funny facebook status updates, funny sayings, funny text messages, drunk texts and other funny texts from everyday people like yourself. It's anonymous and no sign up is required.

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I forgot my glasses and I can't read anything.


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College is just a clever marketing ploy by Starbucks and Red Bull. --- Anonymous


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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of wearing a condom. --- CircumSighs


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I love all types of music.


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If a bra is called an 'over the shoulder bolder holder', then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut? --- ShaTheGod


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Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned. --- Sarcasmo718


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You know it's going to be a good semester...


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I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes. --- sucittaM


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