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I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.


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Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge.


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My friend's car reads his text messages...


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I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s.


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I don't like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?


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I'm not saying I'm out of shape but I just stretched, got winded and need to lie down


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I used to think gas was expensive. Then I realized I'm buying liquid exploding dinosaurs.


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My mom doesn't understand hitting "space" multiple times adds a period to the end of every.single.word. Also, she doesn't understand that sedating your boyfriend so she can watch Ryan Gosling instead of his "kill shows" aka: "Cops", is illegal in most states.


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